- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Obama = ebola

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Yanter, Look it up

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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