I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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