Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

what are you mike bibby?

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

The Big Band Theory

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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