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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Whats worse than a joke? This

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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