- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

im @ work, LOL.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Your Mum is soo fat.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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