Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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