Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Mahmy

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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