- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Women's rights

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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