What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Chlamydia

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

ure mama's so fat

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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