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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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