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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

My spelling is horrible

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

this website is a bad joke

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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