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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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