- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

whats gay and american? a gay american

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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