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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

whats gay and american? a gay american

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Why didn't he finish his

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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