What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Mooses

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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