- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What's up? Your time.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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