How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Anti Joke

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