Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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Well this is pointless.....

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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