- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

jd and zach loves vigina

so...um, yeah

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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