Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

im gay

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

hi jonny

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Bitch

*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

HEY!

Anti Joke

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