- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What? Huh?

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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