- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

The diamond one below is hilarious.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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