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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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