- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What? Huh?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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