Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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