Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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Large 4

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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