Tucker Rivera

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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