- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Women's rights.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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