- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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