Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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