I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

CFL

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

your life

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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