Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Anti Joke

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