- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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