- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

your life

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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