- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Albert your flies undone.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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