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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Screw it you write the joke.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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