Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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your life

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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