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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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