- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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