Whats brown a sticky, shit

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What's up? Your time.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Knock knock.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

CHORGLUND

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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