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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

CFL

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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