- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??