- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

what is orange? an orange

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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