Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What is older than history?

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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