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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Jordan is pregant

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Eric is gay Ha

I agree to the terms and conditions

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

tea with milk?

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