- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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