- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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