- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

how much fish could a chicken

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Get up Look in the mirror

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What's 9+10 Ebola

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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