- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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