- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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