what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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The Big Band Theory

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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