What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Penis

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A russian gives away vodka.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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