Christ is a conspiracy

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What fires shots? A gun

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

What do you call an amazing person Good

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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