- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Rylan Clark

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Where's my tractor?

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

have you ever had african food? neither have they

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

If you're happy and you know it get a life

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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