- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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