- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

whats brown and sticky a stick

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

A American seeking into mexico

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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