- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Corn Muffins

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

knock knock whos there? nobody

kathryn atkins

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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