Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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