Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

sucks Syntax...

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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