- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old she died

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Flowers are colors Love me

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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