I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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knock knock come in

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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