- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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