A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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