- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Christ is a conspiracy

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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