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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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