- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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