- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

A paralysed man falls over.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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