- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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