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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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T u r n i p s

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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