Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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