But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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