- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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