why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Dont read this joke

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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dead dibbs

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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A whole 'nother.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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