Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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Gay republicans

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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