A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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