- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

I hate Jews The Holocaust

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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