- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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