womans having rights.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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