What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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