Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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