- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Eric is gay Ha

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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