- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

I have an idea! You leave.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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