- Anti Joke

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Christ is a conspiracy

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What's brown an sticky Shit