- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

su algato es en fuego

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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