Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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woman's lacrosse

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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gingers

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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