A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Seriosly. too much sex again?

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

salad days!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

gingers

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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