- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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