Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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