Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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The EPA.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Where are you going Your house

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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