Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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