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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Massie is a fatass

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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