- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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