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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

su algato es en fuego

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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