- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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