- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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