- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Yanter, Look it up

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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