- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

whats brown and sticky a stick

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??