like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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Anti Joke

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