- Anti Joke

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

What is the difference?

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

123 f*ck off

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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