He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

A woman walks into a bar.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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