When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Religion.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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No soup for you!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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