- Anti Joke

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone