- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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