Long joke Your such a downey

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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