How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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