- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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