What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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