- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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