What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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