- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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