- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

your mama's so fat... that's it

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