- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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