What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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well now

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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