Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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