- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

your mum

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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