Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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womans having rights.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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