What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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