What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Knock Knock. Not home.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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