- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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