- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

I have read the terms and conditions

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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