- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Jovan

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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