What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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Black people.

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men's rights activists

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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